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Funny English Quotes & Sayings
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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There is no happiness in love, except at the end of an English novel.
Anthony Trollope
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To cultivate an English accent is already a departure away from what you are.
Sean Connery
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Even if I think in English, it's more a language of acting than French.
Sophie Marceau
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Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English. Not bingo.
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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
George Bernard Shaw
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In 1628 came the first English attack on Canada.
Harry Johnston
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Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
Elizabeth Hurley
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The old ox plows a straight furrow
English Proverb
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Try your skill in gilt first, then in gold
English Proverb
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For me, even just being English was a whole sort of experience in as much as I'm Australian.
Radha Mitchell
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An Englishman's home is his castle
English Proverb
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Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
H L Mencken
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When I first came to this country, I didn't know how to speak English.
Wilmer Valderrama
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My heritage is English, so I'm proud to be back here.
Nicholas Lea
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I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.
Mario Lemieux
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West
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Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Alice Walker
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If you see the Sopranos, you're not going to be speaking in the Shakespearean English.
Lucy Liu
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I look for poetry in English because it's the only language I read.
Jack Prelutsky
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