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Funny Excuses Quotes & Sayings
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The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself.
Henry Ward Beecher
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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fu.. the excuses, just admit that you fu..ed up.
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I'm winning cause I don't make excuses. Excuses is useless. If I fu.. up, then so be it and I keep it moving.
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We need to hear the excuses men make to themselves for their worthlessness.
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Stop making excuses for WHY you can't do it, and just do it.
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Awesome people dont make excuses or blame others for their own failures, mistakes or letdowns. They stand by their decisions and make adjustments not excuses
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All cheaters make a thousand excuses to convince themselves that they did the right thing.
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Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.
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Begin wile other make excuses. Keep going while others are quitting.
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Excuses are the best friend of a lie, and leaving information out are its brother.
Jamie Skinner
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Bad excuses are worse than none.
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When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies, and no broken promises.
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Let's take some time to talk this over, you're out of line and rarely sober. We can't depend on your excuses, cause in the end it's fu..ing useless.
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And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.
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Blaming is just another sorry excuse, and making excuses is the first step towards failure
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Sick and tired of hearing all the same excuses. Words mean nothing now I ain't got time for all this bullshit.
Darren Styles
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If you really want to do it, you do it. There are no excuses.
Bruce Nauman
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Once you realize that you're the only person holding yourself back you'll stop making excuses and you'll start making changes.
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You can turn your pains into wisdom or use them as excuses to get worse.
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