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Funny Expert About Life Quotes & Sayings
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I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
David Antin
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And in Hollywood, you know, everyone is an expert. Most of them are expert editors. They can't direct, they can't write, they can't act, but, by God, they all think they can edit.
John Frankenheimer
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If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.
David Ben-Gurion
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It's funny, when you change your diet, everyone is suddenly a nutritional expert.
Jamie Bell
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some expert... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some "expert"... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition of an expert would be someone who doesn't admit out loud that he knows enough about a subject to know he doesn't really know how much.
Malcolm Forbes
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
Arjun Loveable
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Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
WCFields
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Never become so much of an expert that you stop gaining expertise. View life as a continuous learning experience.
Denis Waitley
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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If we insist that public life be reserved for those whose personal history is pristine, we are not going to get paragons of virtue running our affairs. We will get the very rich, who contract out the messy things in life the very dull, who have nothing to hide and nothing to show and the very devious, expert at covering their tracks and ambitious enough to risk their discovery.
Charles Krauthammer
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An expert is someone who has succeeded in making decisions and judgements simpler through knowing what to pay attention to and what to ignore.
Edward De Bono
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Death is Nature's expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
Hussein Nishah
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