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Funny Face Book Status Proper Grammer Quotes & Sayings
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
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Don't judge a book by its cover unless that book is a fu..ing annoying bi... who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!
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Face down, a.. up, that's the way we............ tie our sho..!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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