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Funny Face Pant Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Face Pant" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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In a normal job, if you gain or lose a few pounds, its no big deal. But in my business you have to tell someone so that the next time you go to a fitting, the clothes are the right size. Its really embarrassing to have to say to your manager, 'Im now a 6 pant instead of a 4.' Emails go out, and they cc the agents: Jenna would like everyone to know that shes now a 6 pant.' This is why actresses obsess about their weight. Its not a private affair.
Jenna Fischer
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
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I have never done a thriller, and it will just be really fun for me to heave and pant and run and climb and break windows and scream every once in a while.
Kate Hudson
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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One kind kiss before we part, Drop a tear and bid adieu; Though we sever, my fond heart Till we meet shall pant for you.
Robert Dodsley
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Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.
Ani DiFranco
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The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.
Cindy Crawford
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How can you face you problem if the problem is your face.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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Art is coming face to face with yourself. That's what's wrong with Benton. He came face to face with Michelangelo-- and he lost
Jackson Pollock
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Because the mask is your face, the face is a mask, so I'm thinking of the face as a mask because of the way I see faces is coming from an African vision of the mask which is the thing that we carry around with us, it is our presentation, it's our front, it's our face.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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It's funny how you spread rumors all about me when all you know about me is my name, say this shit to my face.
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