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Funny Facebook Date Quotes & Sayings
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Oketa Ojok
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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