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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.	14660 up, 3288 down

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.	4026 up, 1019 down

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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.	8703 up, 1800 down

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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.	2877 up, 739 down

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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?	2431 up, 828 down

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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.	1826 up, 599 down

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Trueness!

All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!

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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

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blackhart

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

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Featured Quote: "Never stop doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts."

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Wednesday, June 28

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