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Funny Facebook Relationship Statusrfect Body Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Body language as a non verbal communication is very essential in any relationship, being completely oblivion of body language reduces chances of lasting relationship.
Kemmy Nola
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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