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oketa_ojok
 Oketa Ojok quotes  | added by: oketa_ojok
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Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
 
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Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Suggest Revision: I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
 
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Suggest Revision: In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
 
Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
 
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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Suggest Revision: Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
 
I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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Suggest Revision: I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
 
Trueness!
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Suggest Revision: All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
 
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