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Funny Facebook Status About Women Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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