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Funny Failures Quotes & Sayings
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In retrospect there were failures enough to go around. There were failures before the storm and failures after the storm.
Jeff Sessions
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I mean, the truth of the matter is, I like the failures as much as I like the successes, it's only the world that doesn't like the failures.
Sydney Pollack
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You cant let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.
Barack Obama
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You learn just as much from your failures. Sometimes you love your failures even more.
Tina Weymouth
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
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All failures - neurotics, psychotics, criminals, drunkards, problem children, suicides, perverts, and prostitutes - are failures because they are lacking in social interest
Alfred Adler
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Don't let failures beat you, for you will never taste success without failures.
Jehan Fostanes Nayga
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I think that the failures of Enron and WorldCom and other companies are partially failures of investors to recognize companies that are selling for a thousand times nothing, but chances are they may be worth only that.
Arthur Levitt
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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Mistakes and failures are just signs that point you in the right direction
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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The difference between successful people and failures is rather simple. Those who succeed recall past successes and wins. And those who fail remember only misses and failures. And, as is often said, it is all in the mind.
Prakah Iyer
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Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
Stanley H Cath
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Living and dwelling in your past hurt and failures will get you absolutely nowhere in life. Accepting the past learning from your failures and letting go of your hurt and pain is the starting point that will allow you to live your life, achieve your goals, and better your future. The only person that will allow you to make this happen is yourself. DO NOT BE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY!
Vince Maldonado
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Forget the failures of the past and focus on the present opportunities. It's better to have a life full of small failures that you learned from, rather than a lifetime filled with the regrets of never trying.
Melchor Lim
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We are all failures at least, all the best of us are.
J M Barrie
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We are all of us failures, at least, the best of us are.
James M Barrie
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