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Funny Fall Quotes & Sayings
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Jack Handey
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
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If you fall in a river, therell be a boat. If you fall in a well, therell be a rope. But if you fall in love, theres no hope.
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
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If you fall in a river, There is a Boat, If you fall in well, There is Rope, But if you fall in LOVE, There is no HOPE.
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Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.
Peter Farrelly
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of a vending machine at once.
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Funny how things change. Funnier how we fall out of love. Maybe it wasn't love. Maybe it was unadulterated lust and hunger for each other.
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Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedburg
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When a girl says 'Whatever' she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get ....d by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedberg
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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What is the point of life? To do it all right, to screw it all up. Fall on your face, get back up. Give all you have, take what you want. Be sympathetic, be ruthless. Fall in love, fall back out. Succeed, fail, try try again. Live. If you've never done all of the above, you fail by default.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Im scared to fall in love, I'm scared to fall too fast, because every time I fall in love it never seems to last.
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Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love.
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When things fall apart, consider the possibility that life knocked it down on purpose. Not to bully you, or to punish you, but to prompt you to build something that better suits your personality and your purpose. Sometimes things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Ritu Ghatourey
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