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Funny Family Lifeembly Line Quotes & Sayings
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven
George Bernard Shaw
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The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to
Dodie Smith
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Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements
Elizabeth II
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When I hear traditional family values raised, I hear that effort once again to re-establish the man as head and master of his family. Who had the, not only the right, but the obligation to discipline his wife and children to keep them in line?
Patricia Ireland
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
Leo Tolstoy
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
Francis Bacon
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Your side of the family has always been slightly less psychotic.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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Time spent with your family and friends will be sacrificed for your goals. That is a given. But those that don't understand will not enjoy your finish line.
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.
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The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
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