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Funny Family Vacation Bf Quotes & Sayings
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If youre the Kardashians, a family vacation means private jets to the Maldives, luxury yachts, and 5-star dinners. But for the rest of us, its usually more about endless car trips, gas station meals, bratty little sisters, and about ten trillion embarrassing moments.
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.
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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.
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I was on vacation with my family when I got the scripts for 'Wanderlust' and I was trying to work on the audition while I was on vacation. I remember a big gust of wind blew the entire script into the pool, so I had to dry it with a hairdryer.
Kathryn Hahn
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At the moment I have my family coming out with me on the road. We have our own vehicle and it's more like a family vacation. I just stop, do some gigs, and take off. It's a lot more fun now with the family.
Dave Lombardo
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Family values are a little like family vacations, subject to changeable weather and remembered more fondly with the passage of time. Though it rained all week at the beach, its often the momentary rainbows that we remember.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
Sara Jeannette Duncan
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
Mary Crosby
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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Whatever he does should be seen as working at the Presidency and if he goes to Colorado for Christmas, it should be for a minimum amount of time, the family tradition and family get-together aspect emphasized, and it be seen as a working vacation.
Robert Teeter
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I hate those happy family vacation commercials.
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
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I seriously dont understand why we have to drive there. I mean why not just go in a covered wagon?
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I'm terrified of having a toddler + a newborn + no family nearby + a hubby with crummy vacation time.
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Mom, I really think I should just stay home. I mean Ive got all this AP English summer reading.
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven
George Bernard Shaw
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