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Funny Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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