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Funny Father And Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Father And" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
Unknown
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
Unknown
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
Unknown
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Anne Geddes
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I lost my father was I 10 years old, and I always looked for a father. I missed my father very much.
Anthony Quinn
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James Brown became my father. He would talk to me the way a father talked to a son. He became the father I never had.
Al Sharpton
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my father never hit me. Never. I don't ever remember a really cross, unkind word from my father.
Johnny Cash
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Dad, you've always been like a father to me...
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Unknown
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.
Unknown
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
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My father was a sea captain, so was his father, and his father before him, and all my uncles. My mother's people all followed the sea. I suppose that if I had been born a few years earlier, I would have had my own ship.
Joseph C Lincoln
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