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Funny Father And Boys Quotes & Sayings
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CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time...
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Sometimes boys are like bras, they can hook up behind your back.
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass"; "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys";My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass"; "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys";
Harmon Killebrew
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There are two kinds of fathers in traditional households: the fathers of sons and the fathers of daughters. These two kinds of fathers sometimes co-exist in one and the same man. For instance, Daughters Father kisses his little girl goodnight, strokes her hair, hugs her warmly, then goes into the next room where he becomes Sons Father, who says in a hearty voice, perhaps with a light punch on the boys shoulder: Goodnight, Son, see ya in the morning.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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Boys who say 'I hate Justin Bieber' are those ones who can't master his hair flip no matter how much they practice.
Taylor Swift
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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My father has taught me all the tricks of the boys at an early age, which has made me very careful.
Kim Wilde
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly
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Boys will be boys...and the rest of the world can go on pretending that's a good thing.
Cellan Slarcas
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I'm the son of an everyman. My father is a teacher. He teaches physics at a boys' school in Sydney.
Alex O'Loughlin
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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The main reason why a 'Daughter' needs a 'Dad' is to show her that not all the boys are like the ones who hurt her.
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Boys, come say what you wanna. Boys, you need to lick my dollar. Boys, getting hot under the collar. Holla holla woah.
Jessie J
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