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Funny Female Birth Quotes & Sayings
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I hope to see more comedies revolving around female main characters, there's definitely great female parts out there; I think most are based around guys. But that's changing and women are being given a chance to show that they are funny!
Kristen Wiig
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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And I think a woman should find it a joy to be female because God made both male and female.
Little Richard
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Training of female athletes is so new that the limits of female possibility are still unknown.
Katherine Dunn
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For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Rudyard Kipling
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It was just really, really tough getting anything when you were a female. Basically, I just took advantage of everything I could. But when people are going to flat out tell you they're not going to hire anyone that's female, there's not much you can do about it.
Shannon Lucid
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of s... As well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Camille Paglia
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It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time.
Angela Carter
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So many other countries have had female leaders, in fact the U.S. ranks 61st in female representation in government and I think it is startling and sign of a change that needs to be made.
Geena Davis
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For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable.
Gloria Steinem
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The tight clothes are something you learn to live up to. Lots of working out- which is good! Being a strong female character is all a female actress could hope for.
Jennifer Sky
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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We thought we needed a female touch, and you know, she was just perfect. We really wanted to get a great female singer to add to the song. She was our first choice and we made it happen, and we love her.
Adam Levine
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The capitalists speculate on the two following factors: the female worker must be paid as poorly as possible and the competition of female labour must be employed to lower the wages of male workers as much as possible.
Clara Zetkin
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