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Funny Fire Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
Unknown
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For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while the fire's still going.
David Foster Wallace
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Sing fire fe de wicked. Fire fe de righteous. Dem send fire fe de fire and fire fe fire and fire 'pon fire and a who start de fire.
Big Youth
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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
Candace Bailey
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
Harry Hill
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school.
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To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.
Richard H Davis
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As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is there.
Henry Cisneros
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit
Bill Maher
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
Unknown
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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I'm bulletproof...nothing to lose. Fire away, fire away. Ricochet...you take your aim. Fire away, fire away.
Sia
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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