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Funny First Date Ne Quotes & Sayings
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
Unknown
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Date Attell
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I would date a fan. I mean, honestly, I would date anyone that's a nice, good, solid person. That has like a good head on their shoulders and is really sweet and like funny. So if a fan had all those qualities then I would definitely not hold back.
Victoria Justice
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Im single because I don't just date to date. I date to love & if you dont believe in forever, I'll show you goodbye real fast.
Unknown
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
Shaquille O'Neal
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You look like a professional blind date.
Unknown
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I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Unknown
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Kevin Hart
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Never take a blind date to a silent film.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
99 Likes
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That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.
Unknown
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Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime.
Unknown
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Al Goldstein
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Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game!
Minnie Mouse
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When your in the movie business you have a start date and a stop date.
Wayne Rogers
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I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
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Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn't fly. Been there done that. Date over.
Unknown
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Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.
Casper Van Dien
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Date for a purpose. Date because there's potential there not because you're tired of being single.
Unknown
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