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Funny Floor Quotes & Sayings
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You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.
Dan Aykroyd
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I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
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Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Jackson Brown
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
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This that, off the glass, off the floor, off the wall jam. We in th building, you wishing you had the floor plans.
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I'd rather get a floor burn than letting a ball hit the floor.
Unknown
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You left my heart broken and sore. You say you love me then you shove me to the floor.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor. My swagger's in check.
Cher Lloyd
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Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'
Unknown
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I'm Kobe on the Lakers floor, except I give you 84. Shake you like Haiti's floor, walk up on you. Like 'what's going on baby boy?' Shots in that Mercedes door.
The Game
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Students of American history will recall that the important place where work gets done in the legislative body, almost without exception, is in the committees, more so than on the floor although sometimes more attention is paid to the floor.
Paul Sarbanes
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
Unknown
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
Unknown
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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
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Get it on the floor, get it get it on the floor.
Swizz Beatz
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They work in secrecy. I can't get any information. You can't find out anything until they get out to the floor. And it's hard to lick em at that stage. They're a closed corporation. When they stick together, you can't lick em on the floor.
John William McCormack
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