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Funny Flu Status Quotes & Sayings
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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