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Funny For Fres Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

Garry Shandling quotes

Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being loud and sarcastic.

As she said goodbye, she said: 'Any good parties, invite me down.' I said 'Yes,' but there was no way. I knew full well that if I invited her down, she would dance me under the table. She had such a young sense of humor. Every single thing that went wrong or was funny for any reason, she laughed herself stupid about it...it kept us all sane. She was incredible, nothing stopped her at all. Whenever I felt ill, I always used to remember that in the same circumstances she would battle on, no matter how she felt. She never gave up.

Prince William quotes

-AnnaBabyBunny!-

People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason!

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The_Unknown

Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

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ritu_ghatourey

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

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Breathe for me! Don't wake me from this slumber! Stay with me! Possession taking over!

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Bullet For My Valentine quotes

I'm coming home! I've been gone for far too long! Do you remember me at all?

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Bullet For My Valentine quotes

Don't take your eyes off the trigger. I'm not to blame if your world turns to black. As your eyes start to blister there's just no hope for our final embrace.

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Bullet For My Valentine quotes

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