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Funny For Married Men Quotes & Sayings
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
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I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Gary Becker
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.
Geraldine A Ferraro
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.
Alice Hamilton
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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