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Funny For The Holidayse Holidaysse Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
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The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart.
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Holidays - Have no pity
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
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May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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