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Funny For Woman Turning 50 Quotes & Sayings
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I feel I've definitely become more of a woman because of my job...that, and turning thirty.
Maya Rudolph
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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Not a woman, but a whor.., I can taste the hate. Well, now I'm killing you, watch your face turning blue.
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I think it's funny how woman bi... about men all the time, even though most woman are conniving, manipulative people.
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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Turning a hoe into a housewife is like turning water into wine. Leave that to Jesus.
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In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.
Zach Wamp
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At times, creating opportunity requires turning negatives into positives, turning failure into feedback.
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And you see many people just turning away from these channels of mass media, and they're just turning in to alternative providers, because they just see what's happening.
Sibel Edmonds
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I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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We're like two little young old women who have been through a lot. We're turning 24 on Sunday, and I said to Ash, "Can you believe we're turning 48?" We've been working since we were nine months old. That's the way we feel.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.
Laura Prepon
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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