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Funny Friday Status Quotes & Sayings
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as if I need a reason.
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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