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Suggest Revision: No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
 
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Suggest Revision: The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.
 
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Suggest Revision: Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.
 
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Suggest Revision: The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
 
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Suggest Revision: They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window.
 
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Suggest Revision: Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
 
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Suggest Revision: This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
 
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Suggest Revision: Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal!
 
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Suggest Revision: A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
 
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