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Funny From Steve Quotes & Sayings
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
American Dad
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Steve Jobs
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.
Steve Carell
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Steve Carell is such a non-tech person. He actually communicates with people. He actually asks people how they're doing and makes friends and learns names and makes small talk while the rest of us retreat into our own little worlds in between each take. Steve is the only true gentleman on the set. Steve is old-fashioned, and it works.
BJ Novak
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.
Steve Martin
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
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3 Jobs that changed the world: Hand, Blow and Steve.
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ
Steve Buscemi
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
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Basically, from the time Steve left Apple to the time Steve came back, he really became an outstanding business manager, able to...trust people who thought well. And not just those who could maybe design products, but those who could design products and have a feel about what to make them a little more special, to have a little more meaning to the users.
Steve Wozniak
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a buffalo costume comes in) Welcome, buffalo. As you must've heard, I have been elected student body President. As such, I can do anything I want... and I want to ride the buffalo! (Steve jumps on mascot's back) Woo hoo hoo!! Buffalo: MOOOO!!!! (Destroys everything in the office) Steve: Yes, yes! I'm riding the buffalo! (Buffalo falls, Steve gets off, Doris comes in) Now, send in the lunch lady.
American Dad
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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.
Steve Buscemi
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
Steve Martin
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Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
Steve Carell
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