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Funny Garage Sale Quotes & Sayings
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When I was in Philadelphia during the Depression in 1930 or '31, I got a very sad job as a night watchman in a garage. The cars in the garage had been abandoned by their owners, since they had lost their jobs and couldn't keep up the payments.
Tom Glazer
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down. I hate Mondays...
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they'd bought the outfit that was on sale.
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You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale
Hussein Nishah
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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
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He that tries to recommend (Shakespeare) by select quotations, will succeed like the pedant in "Hierocles", who, when he offered his house to sale, carried a brick in his pocket as a specimen
Samuel Johnson
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Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting on a veritable clearance sale. Everything can be had so dirt cheap that one begins to wonder whether in the end anyone will want to make a bid.
Soren Kierkegaard
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted.
Mase
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Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
Bill Engvall
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Still got my training wheels in the garage.
Mac Miller
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I'd like to own my own garage and my own fishery. I'd also like to be a professional fisherman. But I'll take whatever happens.
Tom Felton
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