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Funny Garage Saleng Fu Quotes & Sayings
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When I was in Philadelphia during the Depression in 1930 or '31, I got a very sad job as a night watchman in a garage. The cars in the garage had been abandoned by their owners, since they had lost their jobs and couldn't keep up the payments.
Tom Glazer
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down. I hate Mondays...
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted.
Mase
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Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
Bill Engvall
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Still got my training wheels in the garage.
Mac Miller
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I'd like to own my own garage and my own fishery. I'd also like to be a professional fisherman. But I'll take whatever happens.
Tom Felton
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They're in the garage, marked whor...
Haley James Scott
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She like it in her ass, mouth and pu...: 3 car garage!
Lil Wayne
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I don't like recording studios - except my own, which is just a little room above the garage.
Keith Jarrett
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When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.
John Ratzenberger
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I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
Sammy Davis Jr
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This for real ni...s only, I still bail with Kobe. Got a sign in my garage that say, 'Foreign only.'
2 Chainz
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This for real ni...s only, I still bet with Kobe. Got a sign in my garage that say, 'Foreign only.'
2 Chainz
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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Billy Sunday
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