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Suggest Revision: Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
 
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Suggest Revision: Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
 
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Suggest Revision: Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
 
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Suggest Revision: The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
 
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Suggest Revision: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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Suggest Revision: A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
 
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Suggest Revision: A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
 
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Suggest Revision: Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
 
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
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Suggest Revision: Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
 
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Suggest Revision: A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
 
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