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Funny Gas Pr Quotes & Sayings
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Gas is so mother'fu..in high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, ive got 3 cigarettes."
Katt Williams
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I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this d..k like advice.
Lil Wayne
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My pockets on full, and so is my gas tank and all my cars got gas in the ashtray.
2 Chainz
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There are things we can all do to help, including carpooling and traveling only when necessary, in order to save gas during this time. However, there is also something more important which we can all do: buy only the gas which you need.
Jo Bonner
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People pump gas and then they go in the store and pick up some things and pay for them, and they forget to mention the gas.
Joe Williams
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Obviously the shift to gas and the need for large amounts of gas in the United States is going to be a major focus of attention on the part of producers.
Andrew Gould
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
Unknown
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I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices. It wasn't until I filled up my husband's Toyota Prius Hybrid that I had a moment of understanding of how people who drive gas cars feel.
Alexandra Paul
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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We are considering various ways of making use of our oil and gas downstream industries. This is to be complemented with the import of oil and gas from other sources as raw materials.
Hassanal Bolkiah
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We've probably gotten 500 calls from people saying what the heck is going on with gas, and I gotta say I agree with you. What the heck is going on with gas?
Janet Napolitano
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We do have serious energy needs for the country, we are aware that natural gas is especially in demand because of its air quality benefits: 90 percent of new power plants have been natural gas-powered.
Gale Norton
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong...normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres
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All the children had to wear a gas mask in case of a gas attack by the Germans. They tried to make the masks like Mickey Mouse faces so the children would like them. But I didn't. They had big ears on them.
Gerald Scarfe
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In 1979 I teamed up with my friend and business partner, Bill DeWitt, and together we formed an oil and gas company that invested through limited partnerships in oil and gas exploration.
Mercer Reynolds
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I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this guy thinking that he'd be like, 'Oh, that's terrible, I'll come pick you up on my way.' But he was like, 'What do you mean? You were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago!' I had to walk two miles and buy a gas can and fill up the can. When I finally got there, he was totally wasted.
Alison Brie
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I love using gas grills because they are easier to heat and it's much easier to control the flames with a gas grill than with a charcoal fire. Grilling is not just about lighting a fire.
Bobby Flay
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