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Funny Gay Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like po.. lesbians.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Using the word 'gay' as a euphemism for homos..ual is fine I guess. But I've always thought a word like 'fabulous' might have been better. Sure would be a lot easier to tell your parents, "Mom, Dad: I'm fabulous! And my friends are fabulous, too!
Michael Greer
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( After controversy over her song 'Ur So Gay' )It's not a negative connotation. It's not 'you're so gay', like 'you're so lame', but the fact of the matter is that this boy should've been gay. I was talking about ex-boyfriends.
Katy Perry
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I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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