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Funny Gay Pageant Introduction Quotes & Sayings
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People that think life is a beauty pageant will usually fail.
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Putting your child into a beauty pageant is a disgrace...
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
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Its high school not a beauty pageant. Stop worrying bout wat you're goin to look like n front of the boys and focus on school.
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Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my s..ual orientation.
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In denial about my being gay. I wasn't afraid of the dark, I was afraid of unflattering light.
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I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
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I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
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Sorry the Gay Pride Parade has become more about serious issues and less about giant inflatable pe..ses.
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When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
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You look like you just stepped out of a beauty pageant. Looking like the Kardashians in here.
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The book grew out of the introduction I did for Brady's Gates of Janus. I knew that the writing in that introduction had a better than average chance of being read by people involved in Brady's life - parents of victims, police, Brady himself.
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I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen. 'Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application. I am so thrilled. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off...Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!'
Suzanne Westenhoefer
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For me, it went beyond being a beauty queen. For me, it was about being the 20-year-old girl from India on international platform and a lot of people actually would assume that I wasn`t even educated in India because of the way I`d speak. (On why she participated in the Miss World Pageant in 1994)
Aishwarya Rai
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The pageant was such a fluke. I mean, I was living in an orphanage, and my foster mother bet me $150 to go out for this thing. Nobody, including myself, thought that a foster kid could be a beauty queen. - (on being Miss Teen USA 1993)
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This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space!
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I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.
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I spent my teen years trying to rationalize, 'All right, fine, I may be attracted to women, but I can't be a lesbian. I like Laura Ashley polished cottons, and I throw like a girl. I cry for no apparent reason. Oh my God, I'm a gay man!'
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Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homos..uals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'
Bill Maher
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They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!" (1984) and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.
Jay Leno
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