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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
George Lindsey
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
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Those who can do, those who can't teach.
George Bernard Shaw
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
George Carlin
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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