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Suggest Revision: I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
 
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Suggest Revision: Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wishing you a speedy recovery from your imaginary illness.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hope you recover from the flu shot.
 
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Suggest Revision: Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.
 
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Suggest Revision: Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.
 
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Suggest Revision: Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
 
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Suggest Revision: While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.
 
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Suggest Revision: Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
 
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Suggest Revision: Congratulations on not having cancer.
 
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