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Suggest Revision: You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
 
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Suggest Revision: The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
 
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Suggest Revision: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 
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Suggest Revision: Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
 
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Suggest Revision: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
 
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Suggest Revision: All diseases run into one, old age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
 
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Suggest Revision: Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 
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Suggest Revision: Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
 
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