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Funny Girl Guy J Quotes & Sayings
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Oh girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. You take all the happiness out of my live. You go to 7-11 on me. Just like a gambler with a crooked dice.
Buddy Guy
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
Jorge Armenta
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Am I the only one that thinks it's cute when a guy calls a girl 'baby girl' but when a girl calls a guy 'baby boy' it's a little awkward?
Unknown
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The saddest thing for a girl to do, is dumb herself down for a guy.
Emma Watson
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A guy could cheat on a girl 10 times & the girl would still take him back but if a girl did it 1 time she'd be gone in a second.
Unknown
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
American Dad
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Girl: How much do you love me? Guy: Well, look at the stars & count them. That's how much I love you. Girl: But, its morning. Guy: Exactly.
Unknown
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I'm just that quiet girl who tries to be nice to everyone, who tries to understand everything, but still cannot escape the darkness that surrounds me. I'm that girl who tries to find herself, but has no luck doing so. I'm that girl who can never find Mr.Right or Ms. Right. I'm that girl who everyone forgets. I'm unique and awkward at times, but I can be funny or anything else anyone wants me to be. That's who I am.
Kaylynn Thompson
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In this world There is no perfect guy and there is no perfect girl. But only a less than perfect guy and a less than perfect girl can make a perfect love.
Unknown
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
Artie Lange
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
Unknown
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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I respect a guy who ever cried for a girl. Cause its not easy to see a guy to cry. Girls. If a guy ever cried because of you. He's a keeper.
Unknown
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
Zac Efron
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
Zac Efron
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A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, 'What do you see?' The guy smiled and said, 'The rest of my life.'
Unknown
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I hate to see a beautiful girl cry over a guy...ladies no guy is worth your tears.
Unknown
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