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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Suggest Revision: My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
 
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
 
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Suggest Revision: I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
 
Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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Suggest Revision: Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
 
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Suggest Revision: My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
 
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Suggest Revision: Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
 
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Suggest Revision: Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
 
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Suggest Revision: Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
 
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
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Suggest Revision: Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
 
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Suggest Revision: My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
 
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Morning is the best part of the day because it clears the darkness and marks the dawn of brightness. A majority of the life on earth welcome morning with cheer and enthusiasm. Wishing a very good morning adds pleasure and hope for the day. It can be quite thought provoking, philosophical or humorous too. “Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t good morning “is one message that is fit to be sent to your friends. You can also send some funny good morning quotes like these “if you are going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late”. Occasionally you may feel lazy to get up early in the morning but while seeing such funny good morning quotes it gives you a sense of excitement and a smile on your face that offers you energy to work hard all day long. So, share these quotes with others.
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