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Funny Good Morning Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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