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Funny Good Morningny Good Quotes & Sayings
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's been important to me to be a good activist, a good thinker, a good musician, a good singer, and a good entertainer. You can't do it all, but I have walked those delicate lines as best I know how.
Holly Near
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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive.
Leslie McIntyre
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Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays, good company, good conversation -- what are they? They are the happiest people in the world.
William Lyon Phelps
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
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Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.
Brittany Snow
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I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
William Faulkner
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You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.
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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive
Leslie McIntyre
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All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes
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