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Funny Gym Jokes Chef Quotes & Sayings
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I was hired as a sous-chef at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. The chef liked to drink, some mornings we would find him sleeping. Two weeks after its opening, I became the chef. I was 20 years old, and way over my head. I had to hire the cooks and do the menus.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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If you spent one day in a cooking school, you would most definitely see that I do not chop an onion correctly,but I get my jobs done fast. I'm not a chef. I don't cook like a chef.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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