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Funny Hairy Jokesimil Quotes & Sayings
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I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
Nick Offerman
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I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.
The Little Mermaid
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.
Jason Statham
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I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this.
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I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.
Tori Amos
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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
Jim Carrey
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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Charles Darwin
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I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do.
Anthony Bourdain
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Shit could get hairy, I could lose myself in a flash, ni...s'll think I'm Jim Carrey how I off that Mask.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
Cornelia Funke
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I like a hairy chest, I think thats really s..y. Im not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very uns..y.
Brooklyn Decker
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Well no administration ever wants an independent overseer, and there are very good career people who are in charge of this investigation, but it could get hairy.
Nina Totenberg
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I've found ways to cheat the ageing process. I shave my chest because having it hairy makes me look older.
Ewan McGregor
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There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.
Vladimir Nabokov
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Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
Demetri Martin
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For love... has two faces; one white, the other black; two bodies; one smooth, the other hairy. It has two hands, two feet, two tails, two, indeed, of every member and each one is the exact opposite of the other. Yet, so strictly are they joined together
Virginia Woolf
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