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Funny Hallmark Valentine Are Dangerous Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
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This Valentine's day, I hope that we have many more beautiful Valentine Days to share together! Happy Valentines Day my love.
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.
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I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the people I meet down at the store. I like sharing the love around.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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Love shouldn't end on Valentine's Day, neither must it start on Valentine's Day.
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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