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Funny Halloween Quotes & Sayings
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
Dee Snider
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
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Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.
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I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.
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Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
Rick Sutter
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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