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Funny Halloween Kids Quotes & Sayings
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day.
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
Dee Snider
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.
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I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
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I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
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For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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