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Funny Ham Quotes & Sayings
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
Unknown
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I always eat way too much at hometown buffet. Mostly ham. Lots. And lots. Of. Ham.
Sarah Hyland
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There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.
Sam Donaldson
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Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick
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Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him.
Big Black
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I've got a lot of ham in me.
Lionel Barrymore
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Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.
Jenna Marbles
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I guess I'm a born ham.
Marta Kristen
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Born ham, that's basically me.
Whoopi Goldberg
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Hed gripe with a ham under each arm.
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I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
Kristen Johnston
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Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well.
Jamie Redknapp
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If I say so, and I say go. And they go ham, and I lay low. I drop that work off in that toaster. I let go of my eggo.
Meek Mill
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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I flex hard on Instagram, post your bi... goin insta-ham.
Meek Mill
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Im a ham. I was immediately attracted to fencing because it seemed like a romantic, melodramatic form of combat.
Bruce Dickinson
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Yall my ni...s goin HAM. We dont need a deli. Aint shit you can tell me. Got em pissed off, R. Kelly...
Tyga
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