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Funny Hammer Quotes & Sayings
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But as for Hammer, i've always done the type of music that's entertaining and fun. From 'it's all good' all the way back to 'let's get it started'.
MC Hammer
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All you bi...es you cant touch this like Im MC Hammer. Where were you when I was cutting dope with Arm & Hammer.
Kodak Black
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Drop the work off the scale, throw some ice in the pot. Then let that Arm & Hammer, hammer it right to a lot.
Meek Mill
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Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30, cuz unlike Hammer 30 mil cant hurt me.
Jay Z
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I Got 30 Cars, Whole Lot Of Dancers I Take Them Everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer Started Selling Dough, I'm Too Legit To Quit When Its Hammer Time, I'm Pulling Out The Stick.
Rick Ross
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I planned on taking the hammer on Thor, and sort of missed my opportunity. But its not happening this time, I guarantee it. Ill say it publically, too. The hammer is coming with me. I thought, oh maybe they will give it to me, but that didnt happen.
Chris Hemsworth
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i love you like mc hammer loves to be bankrupt
Unknown
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Whenever Hammer does something it's going be scrutinized.
MC Hammer
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Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.
Dean Koontz
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Can't touch this!
MC Hammer
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Well, everything you do in life you have to do if it's an art.
MC Hammer
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One should never limit oneself.
MC Hammer
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You never know what you find once you really get going.
Jan Hammer
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Take it down with a steam hammer
Static-X
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He may have the spurs but I have the hammer.
Unknown
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It is better to be the hammer than the anvil.
Emily Dickinson
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I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.
Simon And Garfunkel
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Bernard Baruch
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