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Funny Happy Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Happy Holidays. Best Wishes for a Happy Holiday Season and a Happy New Year
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420 is the one of the most unofficial celebrated holidays in the world with over 2 Billion participants each year. Happy 420.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
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The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Holidays - Have no pity
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone who's taught me how to not hate holidays.
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Happy holidays and best wishes for a wonderful new year.
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Happy Holidays from the Southern Hemisphere where the toilets flush in the opposite direction!
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
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May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card.
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